“Wooden tongue” writing

It doesn't matter how hard you try to explain to management types, they all think there's some sort of virtue in their stilted jargon. The English language is a thing of beauty and subtlety; writing what you think is more likely to make people trust you than if you write empty, meaningless sentences that say nothing. These facts don't seem to sway them.

Let us all launch a united attack on “wooden tongue” writing. People must learn to be interesting.