The ethical challenge comes back with a vengeance

So I decided not to pitch to that lifestyle mag with the porn bound in that approached me. Ethical problem solved by erring on the side of the angels, I reckon. But it seems that's not enough for those ethics testers in the sky. Because today I hear a rumour that Remnant Media, publisher of Asian Babes and other “gentlemen's magazines”, might be cruising after Highbury because of its ownership of Front – Loaded for those who can't reach that “illustrious” mag because they've stunted their growth.

I refused to pitch articles to Evil.

Then Evil came after me and begged me to pitch.

Now, Evil is going to buy someone I already work for and dare me to stop working for them out of principle.

Can I pass this challenge? I hope so. I'm hoping even more that Dennis or EMAP buy Highbury's magazines, though. I can't really be all that ethical if I already work for Front's publisher, now can I?

PS Apologies for the illo, but that was the cleanest one I could find...