I don't normally do reviews of current films. There's not much point since I always see them too late. But when I do see a film just as it comes out, invariably my review would be almost identical to Mark Kermode's. Case in point: Quantum of Solace. Here's Mark Kermode's review, which is pretty much word for word what I would have said. Loved the fight scenes though.
What's that? Is it the sound of something precious and beautiful being trampled underfoot by philistines and idiots?
Erm, no. Surprisingly, it's not and we have yet another miracle of the post-Grade age: an ITV1 primetime drama that doesn't suck, doesn't insult the intelligence and actually makes you hunger for more.
Any more of this and it'll almost become ordinary, expected even, that ITV1 dramas won't make you feel like you've been hit on the head by a six-pack of Kestrels on a night out in Malia.
Anyway, it is a truth, universally acknowledged, that all women of a certain temperament love Pride and Prejudice, particularly that bit with Colin Firth in the water. Many are the women who know it almost word for word; and no doubt there are many who wish they could be in it, particularly during that bit with Colin Firth in the water.
So Lost in Austen is quite a clever idea, even if sounds a bit daft at first: what would happen if somehow you ended up in the novel Pride and Prejudice, having taken Elizabeth Bennet's place. You're a big fan, you know what's supposed to happen, who's supposed to end up with whom and how.
Wed 07 Jan: There was a competitor on the UK's Strongest Man on Bravo tonight called "Glenn Ross". Do you think there should have been a Glen Garry as well, just for symmetry?
Mon 05 Jan: For some reason, Gavin proposed to Stacey at London Victoria station mocked up to look like London Paddington. Why's that then?
Sun 04 Jan: Quote of the Day: "Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did except backwards and in high heels."
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