Iran’s president is clearly victim of CIA plot

It’s the only explanation for why he’s so completely mental: the CIA have obviously learnt from the KGB’s efforts with Victor Yushchenko and have put something in Ahmadinejad’s water to make him act off his head. Holocaust never happened? Why not move Israel to Europe? No one sane and free of Special Treatment 17 could come up with ideas like that.

Our one reassurance in such matters is that Iran’s political class can’t agree on much and there’s such a massive disconnect between the leadership and the people anyway, that we can hopefully write this all off as one man’s fevered ramblings.