So I’m on the phone, trying to set up an interview – in French. It’s going well. I can understand her, even though she starts our conversation off in German, just to throw me. She can understand me, even though she’s French and normally only non-French French speakers can understand me.
Then she hits me with the double-whammy of “Your French is very good” (why, merci beaucoup!) and “You can speak in English if you want” (if my French is good, why would you say that?) then starts speaking in English. So now I’m having trouble “code switching” and can speak neither French nor English – I hate it when that happens.
But then things get worse. She asks me a question and instead of “Yes” or “Oui”, I say “Si”. Normally, I’m pretty much guaranteed to start speaking German accidentally at times like this, but I actually started speaking Spanish. How odd is that, given I’m still on “Week 4” of Instant Spanish? It wouldn’t have mattered so much if it weren’t for the fact “Si” means something almost completely the opposite in French.
So now I suck in four languages, including English. Brilliant.