There’s something about Virgin Mobile call centre staff. You just can’t be nasty to them. It’d be like killing Bambi. You just can’t do it.
As you may know, I’m in the process of moving from Orange to Virgin Mobile, a process that is taking way, way longer than it should. Since I’ve now got a PAC code from Orange, migrating my phone number to Virgin Mobile is now a Virgin problem, rather than an Orange problem.
Trouble is, Virgin aren’t proving terrible efficient. There was that trouble with setting up my direct debit for starters. Although I mentioned in that last entry that I’d set up my direct debit, what I should have said was “I asked Virgin to set up the direct debit for me”.
You see, two days after getting my new PAC code, I rang to give it to Virgin. The trouble was that direct debit hadn’t gone through, so they couldn’t start the migration. The fluffy person who took my call promised, just promised that as soon as it was authorised, she’d text me (on my Orange number) to let me know and that she’d start the migration as well, texting me the date of the migration at the same time. She was on duty till 11pm that evening, so she really would, honest.
Except I didn’t get a text. A day later I tried my Virgin SIM card and there was a text waiting for me there, to tell me the paperwork had all gone through. No migration date though.
So I called the next day. Oh yes, the fluffy man at the other end said. She’ll text you when it goes through. She’ll do it for sure. That was Friday.
Today, textless on both SIMs, I called Virgin again. Fluffy new lady spent six minutes going through my account before revealing that the port hadn’t been authorised because of the direct debit screw up. She’d put it through now and I’d be getting ported on the 26th.
That’s 16 days and five phone calls to do something that should take seven days and one phone call at best. And yet, they’re so fluffy at Virgin, I just don’t have in my heart to complain. At least I’m on my way at last.
The one redeeming thing is that Orange’s rubbishness means that I still haven’t had my account disabled, so I can still use my old number for now.
Thanks heavens for small Orange mercies.