Work cut out for them

Some interesting language facts in LinuxUser & Developer this month:

India has 18 officially-recognised languages, and is believed to have 1652 mother tongues, of which 33 are spoken by over a hundred thousand people. Hindi has around 340 million speakers. Other languages like Bengali (70 million speakers), Assamese (13 million), Urdu (43 million), Punjabi (23 million), Telugu (66 million), Tamil (53 million), Marathi (62 million), Gujarati (40 million), Kannada (32 million), Malayalam (30 million) and Oriya (28 million) are also hugely important. Each of these languages has groups of speakers larger than the population of many a European country.

Press centres

What is it about technology companies and press centres? Wherever I go to, whatever conference it is, the facilities for journalists are always so sub-standard compared to the other conference attendees’.
Here’s some of the main problems: network connectivity is always bad; the computers are always sub-standard and never work; wireless access never works; and the food is always rubbish. You end up scavenging the same food as everyone else to avoid starvation (or, of course, paying for your own food).
I’ve ended up forking out $11.99 to use Mandalay Bay’s in-room wireless access. That’s actually good enough that I can use Skype to avoid having to pay for extortionate phone call prices from my mobile and – heaven forbid – the room’s phone.
Anyway, it doesn’t actually send a good message to tech journalists that your tech is so bad, guys, particularly if you’ve decided to equip the press room with thin clients from Wyse: you can shout till you’re blue in the mouth that network connectivity is never really an issue for thin clients, but when everyone’s sitting there, waiting for minutes at a time for Internet Explorer to launch, we’re really not very inclined to believe you.

SOA backlash

Well, gosh. Someone’s a little full of himself.

From time to time, I find myself lassoing a sacred cow in this Editorial space, dragging it over to the slaughterhouse of rhetoric, and ultimately barbecuing its falsehood over the stainless-steel, six-burner, propane-powered grill of real-world experience.

That’s nice, dear. Far be it from me to put a mute in the end of your massively overblown trumpet, but you’re about a year and a half too late with your biting editorial.

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New program for your delight

I’ve added a new AppleScript to my programs page. Bulk Reply is a handy little script for sending a single reply to a set of emails you received. Select them in Entourage, activate the script and it’ll create an email addressed to the senders of the group you’ve selected. You get to choose whether they’ll be “To”, “cc” or “bcc” recipients.
It’s free, so if you have Entourage, there’s no reason not to use it – particularly if you get lots of emails from PRs…