Thanks (as always) to Charlie Brooker for another of his weekly columns in The Guardian. This time he singles out Liz Jones of the Standard for her tossy, pretentious column and this particular piece of stupidity that should give Ben Goldacre on Bad Science an absolute field-day if he ever touches it with a ten-foot bargepole.
She’s fine now. The same column goes on to describe how her depression was cured by a “psychic healer” based in Harley Street, who uses “sonar energy and quasar light (you don’t actually hear sound or see light) to draw out negative energy from your body, realign your chakras and straighten out the kinks in your polarised magnetic grid … it could be the best £125 I’ve ever spent”.
Can you see the blood coming out of my ears from where you are?
The Standard, incidentally, is the sister paper of the Daily Mail – the newpaper science forgot (or at least was refused entry to).

