Got this on Christmas Eve from my host, Dataflame.
I hereby request you to upgrade all the online webapplications which are hosted with us. Please check the following is the list of online web applications provided and hosted on our shared servers. If you have any of these hosted under your webspace, please take quick measures within 24 hours tp upgrade, else there after we will be upgrading them by ourself. This is required for security measures as depreciated and outdated scripts are hack prone and hence need a upgrade asap. Thank you for cooperation.
So if I don’t upgrade all my Dataflame-provided scripts on Christmas Day, they’ll do it for me, in their best possible English.
Ho, ho, ho.